December 2011
I could NEVER LIVE with my grandmother.
She knows exactly how to piss me off! She’s been here for a week and it feels like HELL WEEK all over again. She’s been asking the stupidest questions that really make me wonder what the fuck is going on inside your brain. She SAT 20 feet away from the phone and did not get up to answer it. She comes in sits in my room and starts touching my shit. Ma’am please get out. She tried...
southern-hospitality:
omgahhhh *dies* i remember this & still LOVE IT!!
So Christmas with Madison. Her fingers apparently tasted good. I got multiple high fives and she was really feeling herself and saying hi. Love her.
The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
– Mark Twain (via beautiful-ambition)
Grades.
Shouldn’t have checked those bastards. I don’t claim to be the smartest person in the world. I know in high school most people thought I was but college isn’t like high school, it’s farrrrrrrr from it. So I just checked my grades from my hardest semester so far in college. I luckily by the skin of my ass passed the class that I need for my major so that I don’t need...
Dear future boyfriend,
luhraaain:
Can we please go to disneyland together? & get those cute ears! & A LOT of pictures. That would make me so happy (:
Sneakerhead
See I consider myself a sneakerhead. I own an assortment of sneakers. I bought my first pairs of Jordans this summer. I own Converse, Dunks, SBs, and Jordans. Of course, it’s been on the news that the Concords dropped today and people that don’t even really wear sneakers were on line waiting to buy them. People got trampled, broke in Footlocker, straight nonsense. I was never the type...
I love you, God.
Christmas...
whome-lonnie:
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I’m blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a- pokin & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meeee!
lmaooo
Girlfriend: Babe, what are you doing?
Boyfriend: Nothing much, really tired going to sleep now and you sweetheart?
Girlfriend: In the club standing behind you -_-
Christmas
Christmas is the one time during the year where you can go broke on the people you love. I spent like $200 + on my mother. Dammit, if her birthday wasn’t Christmas Eve, I’d have a chance to replenish my damn bank account. I better get some $$ for Christmas or something cause right now, I’m terrified at the way my bank account is looking.
I'm trying to watch Shottas tonight.
Now I have to search for the DVD because no one watches it but me yet my father bought it and always finds a way to displace it.
I was one of those little kids that dipped my...
College Rule 101
Don’t check grades until AFTER Christmas!
Shit I refuse to let my grades ruin my holiday. Plus, what’s the use? I can’t change that shit now.
My mom told me to wrap the Christmas presents.
wherethedopethingsare: